We're both on the case right now. We Collect Some Most Famous Quotes From The Sherlock Holmes Movie. Today we honor the death watch people, that is the doom of our society and, in time one feels certain, our entire species. How could you do that? “There is nothing new under the sun. I thought...I thought you were dead. [Playing a drunk game of Yes or No; John is 'Madonna', while Sherlock's nametag reads 'Sherlock Holmes'], John Watson: Am I...pretty? I'm a businessman, acquiring assets. Molly Hooper: It's not just the speech though, is it? In all your Facebook photos of the happy couple, Mary takes centre frame whereas John is always partly or entirely excluded. For all those who have ever thought about taking their own lives: don't. Eh, he's nice. Not this time. [The boys have been out on John's stag do, and are now lying at the bottom of the stairs to 221B Baker Street, very drunk]. Janine: Sherlock Holmes, you are a back-stabbing, heartless, manipulative bastard. Mycroft Holmes: MI6. Sherlock Holmes: No. You said that. (places a chair in front of Mary) Sit. Sherlock Holmes: [mumbles] Because we don't have enough of that already apparently... Sherlock Holmes: To Mr. and Mrs. Watson. Sherlock: Oh, do your research. John Watson: The problems of your past are your business. Read the entire Sherlock , Series 3 show script », https://www.quotes.net/show/sherlock_,_series_3_quotes_1459, I put all my words on paper. True. You couldn't even make it to closing time! Archie: [Questioningly] You're a detective? Uhh... A A Also... Lestrade: [pointing to pan in Molly's hands] That's a brain. Looks at John's moustache] Does yours rub off, too? I've managed to square things with the desk sergeant. John Watson: Can you wait till I sit down? If you're looking for baby names. I'm going to put you two in a taxi. [final line] David: [Laughing nervously] You can't assume from that that I've still got...some kind of interest in Mary... Sherlock Holmes: You volunteered to be a shoulder to cry on on no less than three separate occasions. [Mimicking Mycroft] "Don't be smart, Sherlock, I'm the smart one". A bungee rope, a mask, Derren Brown. [sees John's expression] Oh, you mean it's actually Christmas. Best man I ever knew. Let it go, Sherlock's dead. How? A beard? Sherlock Holmes: I...decline your kind offer. Mycroft Holmes: All very interesting, Sherlock, but the terror alert has been raised to critical. Sherlock dead silent, John waiting patiently.]. Course. [They embrace. [Flashback to Sherlock's living room, where he is apparently interviewing David]. John Watson: [Whispers to Mary] If I try and hug him, stop me. Now you let me grieve. Love. You lied and lied. Sometimes it's not a question of who, it's a question of who knows. Sherlock Holmes: My friend, John Watson. Dead. Sherlock dead silent.]. Full faculty recovery: unlikely. But, as I am apparently you best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion. John Watson: [Dazed] Oh, my God. John Watson: Yeah, it's getting a bit scary now. Sherlock Holmes: Grownups like that sort of thing. Sherlock Holmes: [To John] I haven't finished yet. Molly Hooper: Urinating in wardrobes, bad. What were they thinking of? John Watson: (turns to Mary) You. It's not you who will miss you. John Watson: SHUT UP!! Sherlock Holmes: What the hell am I supposed to say to that?! Sherlock Holmes: That's the whole of it. Oh my god, do you have any idea what you've done... Sherlock Holmes: Ok, John, I'm suddenly realizing I probably owe you some sort of an apology. Mycroft Holmes: Yes. Stalling’s Presto Manifesto! Sherlock Holmes: And the Woman, she knew. [Beat] Actually, now I can. [Lestrade looks at him for a moment, before throwing his arms around Sherlock in a bear hug]. Oh, I'm not a villain, I have no "evil plan". Very special day. Done that bit. Molly Hooper: But you're a graduate chemist, can't you just work it out? Mycroft Holmes: I have, by the way, a job offer I should like you to decline. Mycroft Holmes: Also...your loss would break my heart. Sherlock Holmes: Wait. Magnusson is quite possibly the most dangerous man we've ever encountered and the odds are stacked incomprehensibly against us. Family and Friends. And... uhhmmm... Others. [John stares at him for a moment before grabbing him by the jacket and throwing him to the ground in an attempt to throttle him]. Two: throat; paralyse vocal chords, stop scream. Note : Robert Downey, Jr. as Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes: Ah… putrefaction. I've been away. Do you have an international reputation? Of course, you go in for that sort of thing now. He indicates John's moustache] Are you really going to keep that? Sherlock Holmes: I think I'll surprise John. I The Reichenbach Fall episode of the BBC hit Sherlock was just incredible to me, I had to do. You jumped off a roof. Hm? John Watson: [to himself, shakes head, understanding] Telegrams... Sherlock Holmes: Right.